Yes mate they all have photos of gorgeous models not the 40 year old who takes your money (and the price will have gone up between you phoning and actually arriving there)
‘Psst’ a friend of mine (not me of course) tried some of these service, and I ‘err’ he, was very disappointed the hot 21 year old with **** body turned out to be 51 year old fat lard with ****** hair…
Not me.
But i had a mate who phoned a few up and had some rather interesting results.
The first one he tried said HER stage name was Duracell and she could go for ever.
He went round the house in east ham and it was a Black guy in a dress with a big piece.
The second one he tried was a nigerian BBW who was really rough.
And the third was a russian drunk who clearly had a dose of MARK FOWLERS DISEASE.
I am not making this up!
Yes mate they all have photos of gorgeous models not the 40 year old who takes your money (and the price will have gone up between you phoning and actually arriving there)
Good luck.
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‘Psst’ a friend of mine (not me of course) tried some of these service, and I ‘err’ he, was very disappointed the hot 21 year old with **** body turned out to be 51 year old fat lard with ****** hair…
Not me.
But i had a mate who phoned a few up and had some rather interesting results.
The first one he tried said HER stage name was Duracell and she could go for ever.
He went round the house in east ham and it was a Black guy in a dress with a big piece.
The second one he tried was a nigerian BBW who was really rough.
And the third was a russian drunk who clearly had a dose of MARK FOWLERS DISEASE.
I am not making this up!
Forget the phone *** – it’ll cost too bloody much. Just use Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters – for free!!! LOL! Enjoy!
Get an escort from an escort site, expensive but class.