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I’ve decided to run for president. My first official act will

be to nationalize Walmart. I won’t change a thing except

they will be mandated to buy at least 51% of all their

products from American manufacturers.

 

End of unemployment.

End of China’s political strength.

China’s military build-up and space-race are immediately de-funded.

 

Any questions? Oh, I can’t do that? If the government can take over

GM, the banking industry, the entire health care system,and

our educational system and we get nothing in return

for this, then I don’t think anyone will complain about the

Walmart takeover in light of the consequences.

 

My second act will be to take 10% of the return on the Walmart

“investment” (estimated to be 10 trillion dollars over 30 years)

and start the American Shale, Gas, Coal, Oil and Nuclear

Investment Act and defund Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Iran and Russia.

 

Between the  Walmart Act and the Energy Act, there won’t be

enough people to fill these jobs, so ALL the Mexicans can stay.

Of course, 

with citizenship, they will have to pay taxes and get used to the

decrease in benefits, but… what the hell, they will

be Americans.

 

With cheap energy and no unemployment the auto and housing

industries will boom, completely revitalizing all the ansillary

manufacturing necessary to sustain them. By this time we will

be in a negative equity of available workers and HAVE to export

some of the jobs BACK out, but at least it will be on our terms

this time.

 

Of course, our educational system will have to be ramped up

to accomodate a more productive workforce, so we will be

discontinuing social studies, humanities, gender equivalency,

climate change indoctrination, and all American Imperialism

Awareness classes.

 

My final act will be to establish a new holiday. It will be called

the Walmart Economy In Reverse Day, or  WEIRD for short.

Every one will celebrate the day that Walmart starting doing

for America what it WAS doing for China.

 

Good night and God Bless us all.

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